Januar 6, 2021 The Gay in the Bar A gay guy walks into a bar and says „bartender give me a brewskie.“The bartender says, „We don’t serve your kind here.“The gay continues,…
Januar 6, 2021 Adam talks to God. One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad waiter. A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.“Are you crazy“ yelled the customer, „sticking your thumb in…
Januar 6, 2021 Roosters An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current rooster was still doing okay, but he was getting on…
Januar 6, 2021 The old lady in the bank A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 things you'll never hear a girl say. 1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your friends?3) Great fart!! Rip another one!4) Pet names are silly….
Januar 6, 2021 Just one wish. A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped…
Januar 6, 2021 Preparing for skiing Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date. Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. „Sorry I’m a little late. I had to stop by the…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Rednecks Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said „lookey thar up ahead,…