Januar 6, 2021 New Words for the 90s New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was…
Januar 6, 2021 The Best Time? When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.
Januar 6, 2021 The new car. There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. „But,“ he…
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Januar 6, 2021 A REALLY Bad Day – True Story! A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his…
Januar 6, 2021 What time does the bar open? At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.“It opens at…
Januar 6, 2021 Nowhere, Vermont Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit…
Januar 6, 2021 Salad Boss asks secretary „Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?““No“, says the secretary.“Great, Let’s do lunch.“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 I Will Not I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will not burp in class… I will not draw naked ladies…