Januar 6, 2021 Wittle Wabbit A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: „Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?“ And…
Januar 6, 2021 The Other Side Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Lion Tamer wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, „I’m going to become a lion tamer.“ The other replies, „That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about…
Januar 6, 2021 Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking parrot to keep her…
Januar 6, 2021 Swearing Parrot There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes…
Januar 6, 2021 Hey Lady! A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, „Hey…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Parrots This lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing:…
Januar 6, 2021 Frog, warts and all A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. „what’s that on your head? The frog says….
Januar 6, 2021 Calf Value A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of…
Januar 6, 2021 Bear on a Rampage Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both…