Januar 6, 2021 How'd you want them A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed…
Januar 6, 2021 Bird vs Fly What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
Januar 6, 2021 The Slow Racehorse The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. „Flaherty, could you not have…
Januar 6, 2021 Popular guy Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen…
Januar 6, 2021 Off to Vegas A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‚Just where the heck…
Januar 6, 2021 Tricked Him One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a…
Januar 6, 2021 Speeding A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence?…
Januar 6, 2021 What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7….
Januar 6, 2021 What men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with…