Januar 6, 2021 Restaurant Specialty Waiter to customer: „Our specialty is snails.““I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!“
Januar 6, 2021 End of the World Reports When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J….
Januar 6, 2021 How Many Men Does It Take… How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Me the Bill Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), „Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me…
Januar 6, 2021 Baby Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Missy in heat Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.“What…
Januar 6, 2021 When I get out….. A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see…
Januar 6, 2021 Polish Pickup Truck Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were…
Januar 6, 2021 Sex Statistics A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she…