Januar 6, 2021 It's the same thing! There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied „Happy-Butt“. When hearing this, the teacher said, „Go straight to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Dogs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,“I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Gay man's last fun Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went…
Januar 6, 2021 The Sexy Secretary. A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work…
Januar 6, 2021 Upgrade to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began…
Januar 6, 2021 Mixed Not! Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Januar 6, 2021 St. Patrick's Day What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
Januar 6, 2021 Reflections on Life George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I’m not into working out. My philosophy…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Reindeer Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers…
Januar 6, 2021 Miscellaneous terms |Arbitrator ar‘-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy‘-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo‘-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn‘-a-det:…