Januar 6, 2021 What's sillier John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I…
Januar 6, 2021 Palindromes More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian naive [there’s a message here, I think!] smug gums star…
Januar 6, 2021 This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent… This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
Januar 6, 2021 If a vegetarian eats vegetables… If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid… A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, „How many children do you have?““Ten,“ she replied.“What are…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the skeleton burp? Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to fart.
Januar 6, 2021 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA made toasters… If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at…