Januar 6, 2021 Penquins on Tour A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says „fill it up, please“. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of…
Januar 6, 2021 How a man can tell if a woman has PMS She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with…
Januar 6, 2021 To My Dear Spouse… O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following…
Januar 6, 2021 A bat joke. A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised…
Januar 6, 2021 Paper or Plastic? One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him „Paperor Plastic“ and the man said, „Uh…paper I guess.“Then…
Januar 6, 2021 Phone Number Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?
Januar 6, 2021 Where the winds blow. Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Januar 6, 2021 Thirteen! A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, „Thirteen! Thirteen!…
Januar 6, 2021 Packers Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much „Moss“ in it!
Januar 6, 2021 The Ride Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino,…