Januar 6, 2021 When I die… When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did — In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Januar 6, 2021 Last supper – last words. What were Jesus‘ last words at the last supper?“Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get on THIS side of the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Bad Mix What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don’t do dick!!
Januar 6, 2021 The Wagon It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.“Hey Willis!!“ the farmer yelled. „Forget…
Januar 6, 2021 Police Officer A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, „Pull over,“ and the driver pulls…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand up nuts! The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club…
Januar 6, 2021 Shiny New Motorcycle An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.“Where did you get such…
Januar 6, 2021 A Train and a Teacher? What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, „Chew, Chew!“ and a Teacher says, „Spit the gum out!“
Januar 6, 2021 Patenting A Peach… A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- „you can’t patent a peach, the peach has…