Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. „Doctor, you’ve got to help me!“ he wailed. „What seems to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes The seven-year old girl told her mom, „A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.“ „Oh, dear,“ the mother nervously sighed. „What…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while,…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. „Where are you hurting?“ asked the doctor. „You have to help me, I hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!