Kategorie: More Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

„I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish.“ „How do you know?“ „You’re still here!“

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? „Happy Birthday To Gnu!“

„Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.“ „Next time, take off the candles.“

„Did you go shopping for my birthday present?“ „Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.“ „What thing is that?“ „Nothing!“