Kategorie: More Jokes

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the…

I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to…

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‚What’s the matter?‘ she asked. ‚It’s my…

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from…

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!