Kategorie: More Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don’t think…

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.

I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What’s the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow….

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why…

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to…

What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my…

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.