Kategorie: More Jokes

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my…

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. „Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,“ he…

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

Two owls were playing pool. One said, „Two hits.“ The other replied, „Two hits to who?“

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

Teacher: What’s a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?).