Kategorie: More Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting „Pieces of four“? Short John Silver!

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!