Kategorie: More Jokes

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting „Pieces of four“? Short John Silver!

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

What goes ‚peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang‘ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What did the rich socialite’s parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!