Kategorie: More Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

What’s a parrot’s favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !