Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken say, „Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?“ A: He was studying foreign languages.

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you’re the chicken !

What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!