Kategorie: More Jokes

Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!

Why did the chicken cross the „net“ ? It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !