Kategorie: More Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

Why don’t chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !