One day a boy asks his dad…

One day a boy asks his dad,“What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?“ Dad thought for a minute and said, „Come with me.“He took his son to his mother’s bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. „Son,“ he whispered, „see thatbrown soft furry patch? That is a pussy.“ The boy asked, „May I touch it to see how soft andfurry it is?“ „No!“ replied his father. „That might wake up the cunt.“