One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said „I do all the thinking so I’m the mostimportant and I should be in charge.“The eyes said „I see everything and let the rest of youknow where we are, so I’m the most important and Ishould be in charge.“The hands said „Without me we wouldn’t be able to pickanything up or move anything. So I’m the most importantand I should be in charge.“The stomach said „I turn the food we eat into energy forthe rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the mostimportant and I should be in charge.“The legs said „Without me we wouldn’t be able to moveanywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be incharge.“Then the rectum said „I think I should be in charge.“All the rest of the parts said „YOU?!? You don’t doanything! You’re not important! You can’t be in charge.“So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were allwobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky,the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this andagreed to put the rectum in charge.Today’s lesson: You don’t have to be the most important to bein charge, just an a – – hole.
