Orange penis

An old man goes to the doctor and says „Dr., I don’t know what’s wrongwith me. My dick is orange.“The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. Hehas no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently paintedanything orange.The old man said „No.“The Dr. thinks for a minute and then asks the guy if he has recentlybeen exposed to any chemicals at work.The old man said „No, I’m retired.“The Dr. then asks the guy if he could have been working with anychemicals in his garage.The old man replied „No Dr., I told you, I’m retired. All I do is sitaround all day, watch pornos and eat Cheetos…