„Doctor,“ the embarrassed man said, „I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up for my wife anymore.“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I cando.“The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. „Take off yourclothes, Mrs. Thomas,“ the medic said. „Now turn all the way around. Liedown please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.“The doctor took the husband aside. „You’re in perfect health,“ he said.“Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.“
