Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a womansitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparentlysleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman,her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open.The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said,“Are you okay?“ The woman answered, „I’ve been shot in the head, and Iam holding my brains in.“Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where storeworkers called the paramedics. They had to break into the car becausethe door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman hadbread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heatin the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit herin the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt thedough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright atfirst, then attempted to hold her brains in.
