A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, „Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?“The priest laughed, „Because, my son, I am a Father!“The Polak scratched his head. „But I am a father too, and I don’t wear my shirt backwards!“Again the priest laughed. „But I am a Father of thousands!“To which the Polak replied, „Well then you should wear your shorts backwards!“
