Januar 6, 2021 Time for the wedding |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer,“ the man began, „I can explain.““Just be quiet,“ snapped the officer….
Januar 6, 2021 Prison vs. full-time job |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most…
Januar 6, 2021 Where is your wife? |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: „Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning all shoplifters |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Very stupid robbers |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, „I hear sirens. Jump!“The second one said, „But we’re on the 13th floor!“The first…
Januar 6, 2021 Make a last request |Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet…