The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.“I demand proper manners in bed,“ she declared, „just as I do at the dinner table!“Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. „Is that better?“ he asked, with a hint of a smile.“Yes,“ replied the girl, „much better.““Very good, darling,“ the husband whispered.“Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.“
