You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open.* Women’s rest room, Murphy’s, Champaign, Ill.If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can’t take a dump here – Your asshole is in Washington!* Men’s rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.Beauty is only a light switch away.* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,then let’s all get wasted and have the time of our lives.* Armand’s Pizza, Washington, D.C.Remember, it’s not „How high are you?“, it’s „Hi, how are you?“* Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?* The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.* Men’s rest room, Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.A woman’s rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.* Women’s rest room, Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.Watch out for gay limbo dancers.* Inside toilet stall door, men’s rest room?Express Lane: Five beers or less.* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, Ariz.You’re too good for him.* Sign over mirror in women’s rest room, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CANo wonder you always go home alone.* Sign over mirror in men’s rest room, Ed Debevic’s,Beverly Hills, CAWhat are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.* Men’s rest room, Lynagh’s, Lexington, KY
