Januar 6, 2021 A push A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Put it to a good use The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, „I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Jones, but…
Januar 6, 2021 The hit-and-run The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. „My mother-in-law just tried to runme over!“ the shaken…
Januar 6, 2021 Make my own bed Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I’ll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men were walking through the woods when… Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Buy me bras! „Dad, can i ask you something?“ „Sure! What about?“ „You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think it’s just proper that i should own one.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Only once „Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,“ the editor from themen’s magazine explained. „It’s too obvious that your blonde hairisn’t natural, since…
Januar 6, 2021 A bad day There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps…
Januar 6, 2021 Ouch „What happened?“ asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.“Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and…
Januar 6, 2021 You tell me! A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to „enforce the laws pending.“ He stopped the hunter,…