|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. „They told me at the blood bank this might happen.“ 14. „This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.“ 13. „Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper“ 12. „I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!“ 11. „This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!“ 10. „I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance“ 9. „Actually I’m doing a „Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan“ (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 8. „I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.“ 7. „Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.“ 6. „The coffee machine is broken….“ 5. „Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.“ 4. „Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!“ 3. „Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!“ 2. „I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.“ AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: „Amen“
