Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you married. Advantage: Beer.Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw.If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy.Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy.If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy – you’re dead. Advantage: Beer.6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: PussyToo much beer and you get fat. Toom much pussy and it makes you poor. Advantage: DrawIt is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: PussyIf a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five! Advantage: PussyWith beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer.If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: PussyPeeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: PussyIf you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer.If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer.The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy.The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran Advantage: DrawGood beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle. Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy.The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy.It’s a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy.
