Two mates are having a chat over a beer…

Two mates are having a chat over a beer.“Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?“one bloke asks his friend.“No way!“ his mate replies.“Well,“ says the first bloke,“do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?““Fuck no!“ his mate replies.“Well,“ says the first bloke,“what the hell are you doing fuckin‘ around with my wife?“