A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to say only two words every 7 years.After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.“Cold floors,“ he says. They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. He clears his throat and says, „Bad food.“ They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. „I quit,“ he says.“That’s not surprising,“ the elders say… „You’ve done nothing but complain since you’ve been here!“
