Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =“Haven’t we met before?“ Woman: „Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.“Man: =“Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: „Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.“Man: = „Is this seat empty?“ Woman: „Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.“Man: = „So, wanna go back to my place ?“ Woman: „Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?“Man: = „Your place or mine?“ Woman: „Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.“Man: = „I’d like to call you. What’s your number?“ Woman: „It’s in the phone book.“Man: = „But I don’t know your name.“ Woman: „That’s in the phone book too.“Man: = „So what do you do for a living?“ Woman: „I’m a female impersonator.“Man: = „What sign were you born under?“ Woman: „No Parking.“Man: = „Hey, baby, what’s your sign?“ Woman: „Do not Enter“Man: = „How do you like your eggs in the morning?“ Woman: „Unfertilized !“Man: = „Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason“ Woman: „Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!“Man: = „I know how to please a woman.“ Woman: „Then please leave me alone.“Man: = „I want to give myself to you.“ Woman: „Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.“Man: = „If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.“ Woman: „Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.“Man: = „Your body is like a temple.“ Woman: „Sorry, there are no services today.“Man: = „I’d go through anything for you.“ Woman: „Good! Let’s start with your bank account.“Man: = „I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: „Yes, but would you stay there?“
