A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with „WWJD“printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letterscould mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the clerk.The clerk replied that the letters stood for „What Would JesusDo“, and was meant to inspire people to not make rashdecisions, but rather to imagine what Jesus would do in thesame situation.The man thought a moment and then replied, „Well, I’m damnsure Jesus wouldn’t pay $17.95 for one of these caps.“