|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says „You can’t bring that dog in here!“ The guy, without missing a beat, says „This is my seeing-eye dog.“ „Oh man, “ the bartender says, „I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.“ The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says „You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.“ The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says „Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!“The second man replies „This is my seeing-eye dog.“ The bartender says, „No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.“ The man pauses for a half-second and replies „What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?“
