Man in pub

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, „Who’s in the lounge?“ The bartender replies. „15 people playing darts.“ The man says, „Get them a pint too.“Then he asks, „Who’s upstairs?“ The bartender replies, „150 people at the disco.“The man says, „Get them a drink too.“ The bartender says, „That will be $328 please.“The man says, „Sorry but I haven’t got that much money on me.“The bartender says, „If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.“The man says, „I’ve all ready been there.“

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