One night, this guy come
into a
bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for
another. After
a couple more drinks, the bartender gets
worried.
„What’s the matter?“ the bartender asks.
„My wife and I got into
a fight,“ explained the guy „and now she
isn’t talking to me for a
whole 31 days.“
The bartender thought about this for a while.
„But, isn’t it a good
thing that she isn’t talking to you?“ asked
the bartender.
„Yeah, except today is the last night.“
