A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the
dog can talk
and that he has $100 he’s willing to bet anyone who
says he can’t.
The bartender quickly takes the bet and the
owner looks at the dog and
asks, „What’s the thing on top of this
building which keeps the rain
from coming inside?“
The dog answers
„ROOF.“
The bartender says, „Who are you kidding? I’m not paying.“
The dogs owner says, „How about double or nothing and I’ll ask
him
something else.“
The bartender agrees and the owner
turns to the dog and asks, „Who was
the greatest ballplayer of all
time?“
The dog answers with a muffled „RUTH.“
With that the
bartender picks them both up and throws them out the
door.
As
they bounce on the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and says,
„DiMaggio?“
