Januar 6, 2021 Definitions of Children AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to…
Januar 6, 2021 Things learned from children… Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue „is“ forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk…
Januar 6, 2021 Eating with children. Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host’s three-year-old girl stared…
Januar 6, 2021 Children's Prayers I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Learned From Children 1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing…
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Law regarding Children 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something…
Januar 6, 2021 A Woman's Experience With Children For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For…
Januar 6, 2021 Children Quotes The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Darrow Kids. They’re not easy….
Januar 6, 2021 You want children? |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub…
Januar 6, 2021 No children yet Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being…