Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room….
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What’s the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One’s a seedy beast and the other’s a deceased bee.
Januar 6, 2021 An Old Man's Dying Request An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summoned the three most…
Januar 6, 2021 Dying Wives! „I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…
Januar 6, 2021 Dying Family A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, „What’s the matter?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Old farmer Johnson was dying… Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife,“Maude, when I’m dead and…
Januar 6, 2021 Old dying lawyer A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them…