Dead and dying jokes

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at

the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an empty seat
down in front. He went down and asked
the
guy next to it if he
knew whose seat it was. The guy said, „Yes,
that’s
my wife’s
seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days,
but
now
my wife is dead.“ The fan offered his sympathy and said it was

really
too bad he couldn’t find some relative to give the ticket to so
they
could
enjoy the game together… „Oh no,“ the guy said,
„they’re all at
the funeral.“

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