President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: „I needed three importantpeople to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroythe Earth.“Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: „I have tworeally bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy theearth.“Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: „I have goodnews and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news istomorrow he’s destroying the Earth.“Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: „I have two pieces ofgreat news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,and second, I think I’ve got the Y2K problem fixed.“
