New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily…well, once a week… okay, monthly then…or maybe…I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hardto estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.When I hear „Where do you want to go today?“ I will not reply „MS Tech Support.“When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, „LOL… LOL!“I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.I will think of a password other than „password.“I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.I resolve… I resolve to… I resolve to, uh… I resolve to, uh, get my, er…I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
