Januar 6, 2021 Green Half First A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers complained that the capsules she’d been given…
Januar 6, 2021 First Man? The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, „Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?“She looked up and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Your very first time! It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to…
Januar 6, 2021 Read the label first! Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink – AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray…
Januar 6, 2021 The first pitch! The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game. The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents….
Januar 6, 2021 First Body Part to Heaven The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, „What part of your body gets to heaven first?“Three students raise…
Januar 6, 2021 Cast the first stone! Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.Jesus stops…
Januar 6, 2021 My very first time! The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do men die first This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to…
Januar 6, 2021 First Visit The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family….