Cast the first stone!

Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.Jesus stops them and says, „Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!“Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at the adulteress and blasts her right in the head.At which point Jesus looks over and says…“Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!“