10 Husbands

TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, „Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin.What?“ said the puzzled groom. „How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was … God, I miss him!“But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!“ „Good,“ said the husband, „but, why?“ „Duh; you’re a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I’m gonna get screwed!“