A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, „Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.“ „What?“ said the puzzled groom. „How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?“ „Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!“ „Good,“ said the new husband, „but, why?“ „You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!“
