Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it?…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That’s all right….now it’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I’m on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But…